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Trash Panda
Trash Panda | Leza Cantoral
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"Trash Panda is probably the least pretentious poetry book I've ever read. I think it should be taught in prestigious universities and that everyone should wear a panda head while reading it. This book is a self-aware disaster. 5/5 stars." B. Diehl, author of Zeller's Alley & Ballpoint Penitentiary "Leza Cantoral's Trash Panda is the literary equivalent of a clove cigarette being stubbed out on the arm of a sad-angry goth girl who is listening to Depeche Mode on a Sony Discman while waiting for her way-older nu-metal boyfriend (or girlfriend) to come pick her up from the mall. It spits in my mouth, smears blood all over my naked chest, and then caves my skull in with its combat boots. Trash Panda basically makes me feel right at fucking home. A broken home, sure. But home, nonetheless." Brian Alan Ellis, author of Sad Laughter "Leza Cantoral is the reincarnation of Marilyn Monroe, sitting on a tree in Barcelona, consorting with it. Trash Panda manages to break the hearts of its readers while also making them laugh. With witty modern quips like, 'FB is my tarot deck' and 'youtube ads are speaking to me, ' we are eased into the text before lines like 'When your life falls apart, you see what you're made of' tear us apart. When you settle in to read Trash Panda, have a blanket or teddy bear with you. Maybe a sheet of acid, too." Shy Watson, author of Cheap Yellow
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okthislooksbad
Trash Panda | Leza Cantoral
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I am an inherent trash-picker-upper and have no qualms chasing candy wrappers flying about in town, but usually I only run along the local forest trail and don't see much of the ground. Now, with #bookfitnesschallenge in effect, I'll sometimes go for a walk - and tonight, I picked these up along about 1 km of trail. ONE. KILOMETER. OF FOREST. TRAIL. Why are people like this? At one point I bent down to pick one up and when I stood up, a (cont 👇)

okthislooksbad - deer stood about 30 metres from me, just looking at me. And in that moment I was SO okay with how unhygienic it is to pick up cigarette butts from the ground with one's bare hands because every one I picked up wasn't going to be eaten by an animal. This has been a rant. Please don't litter. 5y
squirrelbrain Good for you! 👍 5y
wanderinglynn Way to go! 🙌🏻 That‘s fantastic work. I get so irritated with trash, particularly cigarette butts. So nasty! Keep up the good work! 5y
DivineDiana Good job! 👏🏻👍🏻👏🏻 5y
julesG 👏😍 5y
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