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Clowns Vs. Spiders
Clowns Vs. Spiders | Jeff Strand
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Jaunty the Clown just wants to entertain families with lighthearted slapstick antics, but people think of clowns as terrifying, nightmarish creatures who hide in closets or under beds. When Jaunty, along with his fellow performers Guffaw, Wagon, Reginald The Pleasant Clown, and Bluehead are fired from the circus, they're told that the world just doesn't like clowns anymore.Still, clowns have to eat. And since these clowns don't eat children, to make ends meet they're eventually forced to take a job in a popular haunted attraction, the Mountain of Terror. Instead of charming entertainers, they're now scary clowns. A zombie clown. A demon clown. A creepy doll clown. But the town is about to discover something more frightening than clowns. Because on opening night, millions of oversized spiders emerge from a cave and begin their deadly invasion... From Bram Stoker Award-nominated author Jeff Strand comes an insane mix of shameless silliness and grisly creepy-crawly horror. Clowns Vs. Spiders. Who will win?
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Twainy
Clowns Vs. Spiders | Jeff Strand
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Mehso-so

🎧 ok this is a ridiculously funny book. It gets kudos for making me laugh. I was creeped out by giant spider talk and descriptive people death. The heroes are a bunch of clowns who continuously make wrong decisions. Still. It was a super easy & quick read! ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/4

Centique Omg @Reggie this looks creepy enough for you! @Twainy I hope the lovely peaceful spider friends ruined those nasty clowns 😂😂😂 4y
Twainy @Centique oh don‘t let my review fool you, I have a secret affection for ridiculous fun scary books! This was great! A little gory so not appropriate for young readers. 4y
Reggie @Centique it does seem like it would be my jam. 4y
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Sweettartlaura
Clowns Vs. Spiders | Jeff Strand
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Nope!

Nope, never, nuh uh, no way!

BeansPage The question is: are they spider clowns? Or clown spiders? 🤔 5y
Sweettartlaura @TheReadingMermaid don‘t wanna know ... can‘t even let the images into my active imagination 😱😱😱 5y
LauraJ The stuff of nightmares! 5y
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