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caitlin.reads.books
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Mehso-so

I‘m on a mission to finish all the books I‘ve started and this one is now checked off that list! Finished this #audiobook this morning. It was good, but not as funny as I expected. His tone is so dry and lacks any inflection that it become a bit monotonous to listen to after a while. He‘s completely self deprecating and some of his stories were entertaining though. 3/5 ⭐️ // #memoir #audible #nonfiction #davidspade

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RadicalReader
Almost Interesting | David Spade
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HIGHLY STRONGLY RECOMMEND YOU FLY NOT RUN NOT WALK TO YOUR LIBRARY AND PICK UP THIS TRULY TERRIFIC AMAZING READ AS AN AUDIOBOOK BECAUSE IT IS READ BY THE WONDERFUL LOVABLE DAVID SPADE #DavidSpade #Humor #Memoir

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RadicalReader
Almost Interesting | David Spade

I won‘t elaborate because I‘m a gentleman but it‘s like a bug bomb went off in my room. It was super uncool naturally I never mentioned it to her because I‘m immature. Besides there‘s no way to break that news without devastating a woman. Hallmark hasn‘t really cracked the code on the subject. Believe me I scoured the cards at CVS to deliver the news. #DavidSpade #Humor #Memoir

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RadicalReader
Almost Interesting | David Spade

I‘m not sure people like the Kardashian‘s would be more normal if they hadn‘t been on tv at a young age. But they couldn‘t be any more nuts, so I‘m guessing fame did affect them #DavidSpade #Humor #Memoir

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RadicalReader
Almost Interesting | David Spade

From then on every one around town knew I was a comedian. People on campus started to come to my shows to see me. Guys walking by me at school would give me a head nod. That night was the single best thing I got out of the Greek system. I have seen people read that I was an SEE and because they like to stick their hand in from a crowd of people give me a wink like I‘m gonna let their ten friends backstage #DavidSpade #Humor #Memoir

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RadicalReader
Almost Interesting | David Spade

Turns out Andy had a pile of speeding tickets which he‘d signed my name whenever he got pulled over because he didn‘t wanna go to jail. Thanks Bro #DavidSpade #Humor #Memoir

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RadicalReader
Almost Interesting | David Spade

I had a job working at a clothing store where my brother Andy and his girlfriend Katie worked. Andy worked the men‘s side and Katie worked the women‘s. Later they would start dating and create Kate Spade handbags #DavidSpade #Humor #Memoir

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RadicalReader
Almost Interesting | David Spade

“ He‘s a bit rattled, he got his bell rung” “ These are not medical terms mother-“ #DavidSpade #Humor #Memoir

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RadicalReader
Almost Interesting | David Spade

Around the house we had a You‘re fine policy. If anything went wrong my mom would be like “ you‘re fine.” I go:” My stomach hurts!” “ Awe you‘re fine!” “ I fell off my bike” “ You‘re fine” “THE BONE IS STICKING OUT!” “ You‘re fine!” “ Maybe I should go see doctor because the bone is sticking out-“ “ YOU‘RE FINE DAVEY!!” #DavidSpade #Humor #Memoir

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RadicalReader
Almost Interesting | David Spade

“ I wish there was a like meter or even an amazing meter for whenever a girl talks for more than five seconds I could just be like DING DING DING DING DING” #DavidSpade #Humor #Memoir