Welcome to Litsy!

I hired her to be my girlfriend.To fix my reputation.To save my career.What could possibly go wrong?It's not that I don't want a girlfriend. I do. I want it all. Wife, kids, side-by-side burial plots. The problem is - I can't have any of it.So I've made myself untouchable. The quintessential bachelor of baseball.Because it's not worth the risk. Not even for someone I love. Especially not for someone I love.