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In the middle of America, on Route 44, Amy Lewis has a plan to get to her grandma's house in time for dinner. But she's being pursued by a very bad wolf. Galaxies away Loki is waking up in a prison cell, strangely without a hangover, and with no idea what he's done wrong�this time anyway. But he does know Thor is hiding something, Odin is up to something wicked, and there seems to be something he's forgotten ...�In this humorous fantasy that is equal parts "Another Fine Myth," "American Gods," and "Once Upon a Time," a very nice midwestern girl and a jaded, still very mischievous Loki must join forces to outwit Norse gods, dinosaur riding elves, magic sniffing cats, and nosy neighbors. If Loki can remember exactly what he's forgotten and Amy can convince him not to be too distracted by Earthly gadgets, her breasts, or three day benders, they just might pull it off.The first free ebook in this fantasy series is for anyone who suspects chaos and tricksters have their own redeeming qualities. It's also for anyone who wants to begin an epic fantasy romp through contemporary Earth, ancient Asgard, and beyond! Download this Free Fantasy Now!THE I BRING THE FIRE SERIES: I Bring the Fire: Part I Wolves (FREE book)Monsters: I Bring the Fire Part II (Only 99 Cents)Chaos: I Bring the Fire Part III In the Balance: An I Bring the Fire NovellaFates: I Bring the Fire Part IVThe Slip: A Short Story (mostly) from Sleipnir's Point of SmellWarriors: I Bring the Fire Part VRagnarok: I Bring the Fire Part VIWHAT THE REVIEWERS ARE SAYING:�This is not an accurate representation of the Norse Pantheon. Pure fantasy, a fairy tale, don�t believe a word of it.��- Odin, All Father, leader of the Norse Gods�I found this story to be an amazingly accurate retelling of the Norse Myths. Excellent, highly recommended, two thumbs on fire.��- Loki, Norse God of Mischief and Chaos (and God of Fire)�Eight hooves up. As one of Loki�s children, I approve.��- Sleipnir, eight-legged horse child of Loki�I am supposed to be the hero in Norse Mythology!�- Thor, Norse God of ThunderKeywords: free, free book, freebie, free fantasy, free ebook, fantasy, urban fantasy, contemporary fantasy,� paranormal, humor, free epic, norse mythology, mythology, loki, odin, adventure, action, romance, sword and sorcery, epic, love, free first in series, historical fantasy, free historical fantasy, free fantasy first in series, fantasy free, free paranormal, free paranormal romance, free urban fantasy, gods, goddesses, elves, are you reading these keywords, the book is free, go ahead, download it free, a free book is great, free fantasy is awesome (less)

In the middle of America, on Route 44, Amy Lewis has a plan to get to her grandma's house in time for dinner. But she's being pursued by a very bad wolf. Galaxies away Loki is waking up in a prison cell, strangely without a hangover, (…more)