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Colleen Hoover saved my life: As I took this book to the counter to pay, I knocked over a Hoover display, novels tumbled everywhere. As I bent to pick them up, a throwing knife whizzed past my head, thwacking into a shelf. Standing up I saw my nemesis, ex-KGB hit-man Ivan Ivanov, lining up 2nd blade. I grabbed a Hoover & dashed it at Ivanovs temple, he was stunned. “Neva judge a bork by da cuvvah” I told the demented villain as he came around.
Ruthiella Fantastic review! 😂 3w
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The_Book_Ninja @Ruthiella it‘s all true! 3w
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Bookwomble Living the dream! 😁 I hope you had a fantastic festive season 😊 6d
The_Book_Ninja @Bookwomble Hey Wombie! I had a good Xmas, had all 3 of my kids ‘round and it was fun times. I hope you had a good one too and got lots of book prezzies 5d
Bookwomble @The_Book_Ninja Excellent Xmas! Ours was good, too. We had our kids over with their partners and a pet cat, so that was cozy. I certainly did get lots of book pressies, as I bought them myself! 😆 5d
The_Book_Ninja @Bookwomble sometimes you have to be your own Santa 4d