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LazyLimaLife

LazyLimaLife

Joined February 2017

I read 📚 I write 💻 I Sell Books Live on WhatNot 🤳🏾 account: @Posh_Salad
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The Reluctant Assassin by Eoin Colfer
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Royal Holiday | Jasmine Guillory
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Apparently I got the audiobook ARC….🤭😄

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Oh my! I just loved this book! It‘s sort of a Cinderella reimagining, that I didn‘t realize until just now. It‘s romantic and sexy and funny and heartbreaking all at once. Definitely recommend.

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Yellowface | R F Kuang
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I‘m a little blown away by how much I liked this! I mean, I hate the main character and find nothing redeeming about her AND we spend A LOT of time in her head. It‘s dark and funny and full of microaggressions, self-delusion and green-eyed jealousy. I devoured it.

Reggie I kept thinking, awww maybe I can feel bad for her and then she would say something and I‘d be like oh yeah, that‘s why we don‘t like her. 2mo
marleed I‘m always impressed when I like a book but don‘t like the MC. 2mo
LazyLimaLife @Reggie me too! Every time I thought, okay! Here‘s the redemption moment! And then it was, ugh! I hate her more! 2mo
LazyLimaLife @marleed it‘s definitely a talent! 2mo
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Game On | Seressia Glass
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Picked this up on Saturday at the Love Ya‘ll Book Fest here in Atlanta. I adored Seressia Glass‘ The Love Con and this one was even better! I loved how the relationship grew between the leads and how they tempered their growing attraction with their love and respect for the work they were doing. We also have two neurodivergent characters and we get to see how our female character interacts with them.

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It was interesting but didn‘t exactly go in the direction I wanted it to go. Still, a good read about a part of American history that is never mentioned in school.

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Good lord I hated this book! It‘s a “love” story between 2 trauma-damaged people without any sort of counseling - just LOVE will heal all wounds. 🙄 Honestly, I don‘t even know where to start. He completely controls her - she can‘t even talk to another man without him saying he will kill them. He calls her whore and slut in bed then she gets upset when he treats her like one. I only finished it in the hope they wouldn‘t end up together.

LazyLimaLife This story does the thing I hate. Has a totally jacked up, destructive, borderline abusive male who eventually does a few nice things because he‘s “sorry” and all is forgiven. She can‘t even talk to business clients without him literally threatening to kill them. At one point he even says if he has to kill them it will be her fault. W. T. F.? If this was just erotica I wouldn‘t be so 😡 but the end was just too unbelievable for me. (edited) 2mo
LazyLimaLife And the female has anxiety about water because she almost drowned as a child. She has night terrors where she can‘t breathe and sometimes she blacks out. So I guess that he will choke her during sex is cool? Wtf 🤬 2mo
LazyLimaLife And of course they HAVE to end up together because he‘s totally taken away her choice. He follows her around for a year in an attempt to show her how sorry he is. He literally growls at any male who gets near her. He‘s so proprietary I fully expected him to mark her with urine at some point. 🙄 2mo
CatLass007 Thanks for the warning! 2mo
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A Song Below Water: A Novel | Bethany C. Morrow
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This book. OMG. So good. The magical world is layered so seamlessly over our current world and the characters deal with all the stupid crap we deal with today in spite of their abilities. But it‘s also a story about becoming and how that can be a painful process. It‘s a world of sirens, gargoyles, elokos (that last one I had to look up!) I can‘t recommend this one enough.

Kristy_K Wonderful review and I love that cover! 3mo
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I‘m so confused by this book. For the first half I thought it was contemporary, then I realized they were talking about traveling by horse and using lanterns. But the language is contemporary. And there are random things thrown in that will give you a headache if you need context. I read it because…cute cover, funny title and 5 ⭐️ Goodreads reviews. But then “lemon meringue”, “porcelain doll” and other cliches messed up my timeline.

LazyLimaLife AAAAND mispronounced words in the audio? Grrrrr! Also, I had trouble keeping all the characters straight - is that the dragon, or the demon? 🤷🏾‍♀️ 3mo
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Dealing with Disappointment | Elizabeth Crary
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My last 4 books of 2023 were….underwhelming. I wanted something light, fun and maybe a little magic thrown in for good measure. What I got were books that were too long and filled with extraneous googah, too much sex with too little chemistry. Bottom line is there were HUGE swaths of books where I was just bored. I did finish all but Mr Malcom‘s List, so there‘s that. 🤷🏾‍♀️

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Happy New Year! | Greg Roza
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Hi! We‘re hosting a book talk for New Years on an app called WhatNot. Usually people sell things (like books) but tonight we‘re just talking about our favorite reads of 2023. It‘s a casual hang and I thought maybe you‘d like to join. It‘ll be under the name Posh_Salad. HAPPY 2024!!!

Reggie Happy New Year! 4mo
LazyLimaLife Happy New Year @Reggie ! 4mo
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Mehso-so

This was “meh” for me. Very predictable. The fun part was the beginning of each chapter that talked about fairy bargains and lore.

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Star Bringer | Nina Croft, Tracy Wolff
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Okay. Everyone seems to like this so I‘ll stick with it. I‘m halfway through and I‘m a little bored. Since it was described as Firefly meets Breakfast Club, I was expecting a lot more adventure. It‘s heavy on romantic relationships which are sometimes a little tedious.

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The Ex Hex: A Novel | Erin Sterling
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Mehso-so

First things first. On the cover they‘re flying on a broom. That does not happen in the book at all, so don‘t get your hopes up. 😁

It was okay. A little boring once the couple got together. I did like the talking cat though. Maybe he‘ll get his own book?

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Authentically, Izzy | Pepper Basham
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I‘m not 100% enjoying this book. The main characters are book lovers in different countries who meet on a dating site. The interference of a meddling cousin (whom I LOATHE) who keeps setting her cousin up with inappropriate men. Who does that? The story is also set today, but reads like a much older book. Like the 80s maybe? Everyone is supposedly in their 30s or younger but well versed in classic lit, old b&w movies and letter writing. 🙄

LazyLimaLife I‘ve been in academia for over 30 yrs, and it‘s rare to find a 20-30 yr old who knows who Clark Gable was, let alone have read Don Quixote and The Count of Monte Cristo. We‘ll see if I complete this one. 🤷🏾‍♀️ (edited) 6mo
jenniferw88 I'm 33 - I've heard of Clark Gable, have read Don Quixote (& would have done in that age bracket), and read Count earlier this year, so I don't think it's that unrealistic 😂 6mo
Reggie I totally understand this when I read contemporary romance and one young girl has like an obsession@with Molly Ringwald and I‘m like you weren‘t even born yet!!!! 5mo
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Charming as a Verb | Ben Philippe
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Well that was just a frigging delightful read! 😍

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Kissing Tolstoy | Penny Reid
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Was very confused by this. The cover shows a dark-skinned African-American woman, right? Between this being narrated by a Caucasian woman and more on the cover than in the book about any indication about race/culture and this being a professor/student romance, I was very confused. Add some mispronounced words and odd breaks, or no breaks and this is not a great listen. It seems like a project in creative writing class, not a published work.

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Heroine Worship | Sarah Kuhn
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2nd book in the series. Aside from the crazy repetition of the narrator‘s ”imperious look”, this was a fun, quick read. It was my first read for APIDA month. Looking forward to the next 4 titles.

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Undercover Latina | Aya de Len
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Well that was fun! Spy family? ✔️ Latine protagonist? ✔️ Battling racism? ✔️ Making friends? ✔️ Undercover espionage? ✔️

Loved this title! So much fun!

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Give Love a Chai | Smartypants Romance, Nanxi Wen
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I couldn‘t finish even though I‘m almost to the end. It‘s a lot of “this terrible secret” and jumping to conclusions with way too much lack of communication. The male protag has an all-consuming problem that only shows up at the very end. The terrible secrets are really not that terrible. The final straw was NOT telling the love interest the bad guy was stalking her even though he‘d made direct contact. 🙄🤦🏾‍♀️

LazyLimaLife AND the main female character, a data scientist, makes the statement that 2 characters aren‘t related because they look nothing alike. 1y
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The Love Con | Seressia Glass
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Okay. The audiobook was terrible. I don‘t know who chose the narrator, but clearly she was NOT into this story. She literally put me to sleep. I returned that copy and picked up the paperback. Muuuuuuch better!!!
I liked the characters and how they interacted with each other. The story premise was fun and new. Looking forward to more from this author!

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This Wicked Fate | Kalynn Bayron
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So there‘s something that really bothers me in stories like these. There‘s a romantic story between a teenager and a character who looks like a teenager but is really hundreds of years old. And the connection is played as totally normal and all the other characters are okay with it. It‘s like they‘re saying it‘s okay to be a 300 yr child molester, just don‘t look like one. 😡

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This Poison Heart | Kalynn Bayron
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Such a cliffhanger! On to book 2!

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One True Loves | Elise Bryant
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I enjoyed this far more than Tessa‘s story. I related more to Lenore on a much deeper level, from getting beyond family expectations for your education to getting out of your own way to find happiness.

Liatrek I loved the first book in the series can‘t wait to read this one. 2y
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Raybearer | Jordan Ifueko
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Okay, I liked the book. The problem was it was a lot. I had to keep going back and re-reading because I forgot who, what or how things mentioned earlier in the story. There was a lot of, “wait! Who is that again?” during my read.

That being said, I did love the world, the concept and the characters. It‘s a good foray into the Afro-futurism genre.

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I read this on the recommendation of a fan of the books. It wasn‘t bad. It‘s very well written - but it just wasn‘t my kind of story. I get why my friend likes it so much. I think I just didn‘t feel enough for the hero and I‘m not a fan of the time period. I‘m gonna put it as a pick because I still finished the book and recognize the quality of storytelling.

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This is not my favorite kind of story (fake engagement) but I really ended up enjoying this book. A good summer read.

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I couldn‘t finish it. There‘s A LOT of dialogue but everyone speaks in a similar language and cadence. And the dialogue isn‘t that enthralling. The fantasy/magic part is what intrigued me to read the book, but it‘s talked about more than shown to us. When we finally get a picture it‘s not that captivating. Had to bail on this one.

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Highfire | Eoin Colfer
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A giant buttload of fun. Highly recommend the audiobook.

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Upsy Daisy | Smartypants Romance, Chelsie Edwards
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By far my favorite of the Smartypants romance books. Even though a majority of the book doesn‘t take place in Green Valley, it seems very connected to the fictional town. And maybe because this takes place in the late 70s at an HBCU is why I felt such a kinship to the characters. I hope there‘s another book with the characters as they get older. 😍

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Isn't It Bromantic? | Lyssa Kay Adams
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So…I was really interested in The Russian‘s story from his mentions in the previous books. But reading the premise and finding out he was already married sort of made me…less interested. But then I dug in and, well, it‘s my favorite. Isn‘t it funny when that happens?

Side note - I need a book with the Cheese Man because cheese is my favorite food group. 🧀🤣

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I‘d bought this for my cousin‘s daughter last Christmas and decided to give it read myself. It is really good!

Amari‘s brother Quentin is missing and she just got expelled from school. A new summer “leadership” program provides an entry to a surprising supernatural world. Amari must find her place in it.

It‘s a middle grade book - probably a little too advanced for an 8 yr old? 🤷🏾‍♀️ But it‘s still a good read-aloud story.

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Note to self: stop reading books about books. Your TBR list is long enough. 🤪

Smrloomis 😂 can‘t help you with that one 😂 2y
LazyLimaLife LOL! 2y
MallenNC Yes! Books about books are dangerous to a TBR. Mine are out of control anyway, so I may as well keep adding. 2y
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I almost always have to read Jasper Fforde‘s books twice because there‘s so much info packed inside. This one is the 6th of 7 and it‘s fun and funny and good Lord, the Toast Board? 😂😂😂 I‘m putting off reading the last one for a bit because I‘ll miss Thursday and I don‘t want the series to end.

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The Book Woman of Troublesome Creek | Kim Michele Richardson
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I‘ve been reading mostly romance and fun YA for the last 6 months in an attempt to “keep my spirits up” and not have to double down on meds because of, well, life. Didn‘t even finish the first chapter before the tears. This may not be the book for me right now unless someone tells me otherwise.

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Dear Sweet Pea | Julie Murphy
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This is a young, young adult book. I don‘t even know what you call these - the protagonist is 13 yr old Sweet Pea, a 7th grade girl with newly divorced parents living 2 houses from each other.
It‘s a good read and one I would have definitely enjoyed as a young, young adult (pre-YA?).

TheBookAddict Middle grade. I have to read this one soon. 2y
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Well that was fun! I don‘t normally like regencies too much - so manner manners! But this was a truly delightful read. I liked the characters and the funny situations they got into. Be warned though - lots of sexy time! Which is not something I‘m used to in a regency. Is it the norm now?

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A Perilous Undertaking | Deanna Raybourn
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I liked this one better than the first.

Lauredhel Oh I love that cover ❤️ 2y
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#wondrouswednesday @Eggs

1. No

2. IG is directly connected to my business so I‘m on there a lot.

3. Good storytellers!

Eggs Yay🧡🤗💛 3y
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Dial a for Aunties | Jesse Q. Sutanto

Almost finished with this one….

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The One | John Marrs
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This started out interesting but got less so about halfway through. It‘s awfully predictable and that takes away the fun.

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The Bromance Book Club | Lyssa Kay Adams
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Well that was a lot of fun! Thanks @MaggieCarr for the rec! Off to read the rest of the series!

MaggieCarr Yippy! Completely honest the series gets better with each book! 3y
BookInMyHands Yay! And a new one is out this month! I love these on audiobook. 3y
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Muffin Top | Avery Flynn
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I couldn‘t finish this. The whole premise is every guy only likes skinny women. The inner dialogue of the main character suggests she needs some counseling more than she needs a boyfriend. 🤷🏾‍♀️

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I thought I might be a cozy mystery person, but I‘m probably not. I don‘t think this was really good, but I don‘t know. 🤷🏾‍♀️

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I think this has been the favorite of the series so far. Funny and suspenseful. Plus meeting Murphy‘s family is worth the read.

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With the Fire on High | Elizabeth Acevedo
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Loved this!

TheBookAddict Yes! 💜💙💜💙 3y
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The Fifth Season | N. K. Jemisin
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Well that was something. Do you ever read a book and think the author must be some sort of genius alien because their imagination surpasses that of a mere human mortal? That‘s this book.

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The Everlasting Rose | DHONIELLE. CLAYTON
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I‘m not having luck with 2nd books. This one was a lot of skulking in shadows and worrying about being caught. Not enough action and not enough characters to really care about. Bailed.

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I didn‘t enjoy this as much as Chloe Brown. Honestly, I never got to the ending even though I must have listened to it at least 6 times but I kept falling asleep on it. I just didn‘t connect to the characters and I didn‘t find it as funny as the 1st book.

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The Long Winter | Laura Ingalls Wilder
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Since I never finished out the series I thought I‘d do it now. I believe I stopped before Laura married Almanzo. When I read the description of The Long Winter I couldn‘t remember it, even though I‘m sure I read it.

I started the Little House books in 3rd grade and a kid that young didn‘t really grasp what a tenuous position people were in during that outrageous winter in South Dakota. This time I‘m in awe at how everyone survived.

8little_paws I LOVED these as a kid and reread the series on audio last year. I did so so I'd be refreshed to finally read the tagged bio of LIW. I haven't picked it up yet....i should make it a goal to read it before the new year! 4y
rubyslippersreads @8little_paws I have that one on my TBR list too. 4y
rubyslippersreads I know that as a kid, I didn‘t realize just how long and hard that winter was. I reread this a year or so ago, and the description of making hay twists had me constantly using hand lotion. 4y
readingjedi I have fond memories of reading this as a child. I remember it being a bit of a chunk! 4y
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Calypso | David Sedaris
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This is classic Sedaris. From “Now We Are Five” to “While You‘re Up There, Could You Check On My Prostate?” this is touching, hysterical and transparent. It tugs at all the feelings and makes you happy to have spent time with the Sedaris‘. Recommended 100%.