Okay hunties, all the tea and shade is here from the true season 4 winner of RuPaul's Drag Race. Sure, she (he?) was disqualified...ahem, she was asked to leave but Willam came out of it as a true champion with endorsement deals, music, and more exposure than a gay pornstar. Here, he (she?) teaches readers how to not be a hot (non-PC) mess or to not suck less like making sure that your trick leaves his wallet on the dresser or beating your face.