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"Not only is your entire premise beyond belief, but not even you would be presumptuous enough to contact extraterrestrial life as the sole representative of all mankind." "Sure, I already did. They sent me an application starter kit." And with that, Simon and Gilbert, two terrestrial physicists, leave Earth and stumble into and across a larger universe. Fortunately, they brought along enough tequila to help them through their strategy sessions which become more and more necessary as they get tangled up with a wide assortment of extraterrestrial characters and fall head first into intergalactic trouble. Good thing for them someone had the foresight to invent artificial gravity. "We've got a private untraceable teleport station at our disposal, free of charge." "Wow, this is one of my childhood dreams coming true," said Simon. "Next we'll see if we can make you invisible in a girl's locker room. That should cap it for you."
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