
LOOK. LOOK WHAT HAS ARRIVED IN THE MAIL.
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Me: Ugh, $9.99 is much too much for a book I don't know if I like yet. I don't even know if I like the author. Can I get it at a library? Maybe it will drop in price?
Reality: No. And, no. And also, it's been yanked from sale.
Also me: Suddenly available for the bargain price of $35.49?! GIVE IT TO ME.