Out for Blood | 
panA thin story held together by tenuous logic with a vacuous MC. During his transition to becoming a vampire, he thinks about getting “a taste of that pizza boy sauce, some of that gushing red death juice” which is the best line in the book. Unfortunately, that anarchy fades & we learn vampires are actually super boring. He spends his nights in bars looking for drunk college boys to suck on in the bathroom, & I‘m making it sound more fun than it is.
Reggie Lol, what a bummer. 11mo
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