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The Purple Haze
The Purple Haze | Andrew Einspruch
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Being a princess is hard. Especially when you're just a little OCD. And your twin goes missing. Sure, Princess Eloise is Future Ruler and Heir to the Western Lands and All That Really Matters. And yes, her life is structured by Protocol and full of little "habits" that help her get through the day. But none of that matters when her twin sister disappears. Eloise has to suck it up to try and get her back. She sets out with her champion (a nervous, yammering chipmunk), her guard (the human incarnation of rectitude), and two horses (one an equine perfection, the other on a vow of silence). Like a kind of fantasy-world Gilligan's Island, a quick little two-day jaunt turns into traipsing across realms. sniffing out a trail that is getting colder by the minute. The Purple Haze is a humorous novel set in a world of weak magic, talking animals, and w Y t m nY ml ts. If you like quirky, clever characters, lively dialog, and fun, ripping yarns, then you'll love this fabulous debut novel from Andrew Einspruch.
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emz711
The Purple Haze | Andrew Einspruch
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Monty Python jokes? Yes please.
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#montypython

Jari-chan Shrubbery! I love that word and I learnt it from Monty Python 😄 3mo
Ruthiella 😂😂😂 3mo
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emz711
The Purple Haze | Andrew Einspruch
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So cute and fun, #newseries alert!