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I escaped the jungle, only to end up abducted and held captive. But I'm not waiting to be rescued, screw that damsel-in-distress garbage! I'm the last phoenix shifter and I'm about to give them hellfire! Of course, I'd wind up kidnapped. I thought being kidnapped would be sexy or something. I was dead wrong. Haha. Get it? As if the jungle, viper bites, piranhas, killer bugs and the five sexy dipstick-for-brains I saved weren't enough, I'm now a captive of some lab coat weirdos in an experimentation facility.
Klutz: Phoenix heat | 