“You have two choices: either you make a massive effort and wind up looking like a dick, or you make no effort and wind up looking like a dick.”

How am I supposed to do that? He has the personality of a cabbage.

So, you can hate the heir to the throne all you want, write mean poems about him in your diary, but the minute you see a camera, you act like the sun shines out of his dick,and you make it convincing.