"Why was it that men's rage came in a flurry of fists, while women's came on a flood of tears?"

"Women were always "fine" even when they were a sobbing, incoherent mess, sprawled upon the furniture "

"Derek didn't like her expression, the superior look women wore when they felt they knew something a man was too stupid to understand."

"Men. The day they learned to admit to a mistake was the day they became women."

"Nothing was surer to agitate a woman than to tell her to be calm and listen to reason."

"I'm not short. I'm...vertically disadvantaged."

"If there's one thing every man loves to do, it's telling a woman how to do something"

"Every friendship has its scars"

"memories could slice one's heart as readily as the sharpest knife"

"Short women are never mysterious, or elegant, or pursued by handsome man. And they're always treated like children. I refuse to be short"