Reader, I never thought I'd prefer a book to be made up entirely of fanfic. Most of these "inspired by" stories were not terrible, but totally pedestrian, short stories about love, straddling the literary-fiction/chick-lit divide with minimal grace. The Grace Poole POV story was the best, IMO, but I liked the book enough to be interested in hearing other defenses...

When you're walking home and go "WHAT is in this purse?!" and then oh yeah it's this monster