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This is so charming and light and delightful.
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"Our cat and dog got married!" he blurted out. "The dog wore a doll's dress, my mom dressed up like a priest, the whole ordeal. The cat looked unsure when we stuck a ring on his paw, but they made a commitment, and by God they stuck to it. The mistake we made was sending them on honeymoon. The cat came home without the dog. My dad went out and found her dead. I don't know if the cat will ever remarry... he's heart broken."
Again, spot on