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Farts in the Wild
Farts in the Wild: A Spotter's Guide | Jared Chapman, H. W. Smeldit
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From tiny bubble-popping goldfish toots to thunderously loud elephant gas, learn how to spot the funniest (and smelliest) farts in the animal kingdom! Hilarious tidbits identify the odor, range, frequency, and aftereffects of ten different types of gassy expulsions, while the attached battery-powered fart machine reproduces each emanation with astounding accuracy. This is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!
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Farts in the Wild: A Spotter's Guide | Jared Chapman, H. W. Smeldit
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I thought this was impossible until I decided to pick my favorite children‘s book that I bought my nephew, “Farts in the wild.” Complete with fart sounds (my sister appreciated all the fart sounds every 5am).
2. I would save the goldfish since it has tiny farts.
3. Out goes the elephant 🐘 💨 because of it‘s thunderous farts - PHEW (sorry Dumbo).
4. Our one item is a box of crackers for fish and my nourishment.
#whatwouldyoudo

LaraReads Oh, my god. I‘m at my pre-op appt trying to drink water for a urine test & I just about spit it out everywhere! You crack me up @Stacypatrice 🤣🤣🤣🤣 6y
Sleepswithbooks As long as you don‘t fart @LaraReads #thundercloudsarereal 💨 6y
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