The Potato Pie Pirate | 
I'm a landlubber meself, but honor of my distant relatives who sailed the seven seas: Here be #MeBookTotPics, matey.
Arr, 🥔🥔🥔🥔 of 5 spuds, me hearty
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Shortstack I'm so glad I didn't get that Mr. potato head or I'd never give him up! 7y
tatertotreads @Shortstack ye know what's a pirate's favorite letter? 7y
Shortstack @tatertotreads what?! What?!? 7y
tatertotreads @Shortstack P! It's an Arrrrr with one leg! 7y
Shortstack @tatertotreads 😂😂😂 7y