This parental speech cracked me up ?: "There was a time -Nikolai Artemyevich began again- when daughters did not permit themselves to look down on their parents, when parental authority made the disobedient tremble. That time has passed, unfortunately; such at least, is the opinion of many. But believe me, there still exist laws which do not allow...which do not allow...in a word, there still exist laws. Pray take notice of that: law exists."