-"And the funny thing about noticing: Once you finally so start noticing something, you can't stop. Like how if you suddenly look in the mirror and think, 'Omigod, my earlobes don't match,' the rest of the day all you see are EARLOBES. EARLOBES EVERYWHERE. It wasn't as if people suddenly grew EARLOBES overnight, or you'd mistakenly entered Earlobe World-just that you began noticing earlobes."