"Mary Warren ... would prove the most sensational witness for the prosecution. She plucked pins from her body. She spat blood in the meetinghouse. Her tongue protruded from her mouth so long it turned black. Her legs locked together and could not be separated by the strongest of men. The court reporter did not elaborate on this unconventional intercession: here were grown men attempting to pry apart a twenty-year-old girl's knees."

Halloween may be over, but my ghost sticky notes will live on!

"All boys are swines. They snog you and dump you. Or lick your face. Or put bats in your mouth."