November 5
quaquaversally (adv.) Moving, pointing or protruding in all directions

November 4
leggism (n.) Swindling; cheating at games or gambling

November 3
dragsman (n.)-- A thief who steals from vehicles

November 2
spurcity (n.)-- Obscenity, uncleanness

This might be the worst novel I've ever read. Hitler escaped to Argentina at the end of WWII, and now, at the age of ninety, Israeli nazi hunters have found him and have to figure out what to do with him. One would think that it would be hard to mess up a novel with such an interesting plot, but Steiner does just that. Until the last six pages of the book, NOTHING. HAPPENS. I only found that out by looking for spoilers on Goodreads. #2025Book48

Scene changes always presented the greatest challenge to the masque designer in the seventeenth century as they were virtually impossible to achieve without the audience noticing. One Italian producer solved this by having stooges at the back of the audience shout 'Help! Fire! Murder!' or snap a piece of wood to simulate the crackling of a gallery support. While the audience turned around to investigate he would change scenery. It was a great...

'Stand By Me' is the only song with its own fan club. It's true. There's a whole group of people who scour the world for different versions of the song and have meetings where they play newly discovered versions, discuss the lyrics and drink a toast to Ben E. King.

This feels as if it could have been written by the great Jonathan Tropper, one of my favorite novelists. Maybe that's why this was the best novel I've read this year. Or maybe it's because it's funny. And sad. And beautiful. All I know is that it's everything you could want in a novel. #2025Book47

Someone has to die in order that the rest of us should value life more.
--Virginia Woolf

Stand out on the sidewalk on Broadway, smoking, hating yourself for smoking, looking at the faces, all those lovely faces, all those lives and friends and families and loves and thinking you are all going to die one day and wondering what we are going to do with that knowledge we daily ignore.

That's the beauty of New York. If you pay enough, anything is possible. I couldn't afford this, but that's what high-interest credit cards are for.

“What happened?“ I asked.
“Do you know what deep vein thrombosis is?“
“An English punk band?“

It's remarkable what you can do when you don't care what anyone thinks anymore.

A small crowd of my colleagues had formed behind him, looks of concern on their pale faces. It dawned on me that journalists are pale. I wasn't sure why. Maybe all that indoor work. We didn't look like handsome TV people.

October 30
panshite (n.)-- A state of panic, confusion, or uproar

October 27
ananym (n.)-- A word formed by reversing the letters of an existing word

October 26
xenotransplantation (n.)-- The transplantation of non-human material into a human patient

October 24
hardiment (n.)-- Courageousness, audacity; a daring exploit or stunt

October 23
thrimble (n.)-- To grudgingly repay a debt

October 21
stradametrical (adj.)-- Pertaining to the size and measurement of streets and roads

October 20
limitrophe (n.)-- A borderland, a neighboring country

October 19
auripotent (n.)-- Rich and powerful

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And just that clearly, in the muddled, whiskey-soaked place where terrible ideas pose as good ones, I knew what I had to do.

In 2001, Texas became the first state to offer reduced in-state college tuition to undocumented young people. Subsequent efforts to change the law have failed repeatedly, perhaps because of its economic benefits: the advocacy organization the New America Economy estimates that each new class of undocumented graduates (who have to have lived in Texas for three years and apply for legal status after graduation) provides $400 million in...

“The stereotype of the illiterate, poor and rural migrant reaching the borders of affluent countries has to be abandoned,“ writes Francesco Castelli, a professor at the University of Brescia in Italy. “The poorest people simply do not have the means to escape war and poverty and remain trapped in their country or in the neighboring one.“

On bail reform in New York:

Controversially, the new law did not allow judges to consider whether someone was a risk to public safety in making a decision on whether to set bail or not. (Almost every other state in the country permits judges to do so).

October 16
idioticon (n.)-- A dictionary of a minority or geographically localised language.

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The original Mr. Potato Head kit in fact had no potato. It was sold as a set of plastic body parts and accessories to be poked into an actual potato supplied by parents. After years of complaints--rotting potatoes in the playroom, children poking themselves and choking on tiny mustaches and pipes--Hasbro began including a plastic “potato body“ and accessories large enough to pass choke-tube tests.

October 14
Parthian (adj.)-- Describing or akin to a shot fired while in retreat

For reasons that remain a mystery, a heart needs a brain. When a person is declared brain-dead, their heart--along with their other organs--begins to fail around after twelve hours, even if the body is being oxygenated on a ventilator. The blood vessels lose tone, the capillaries start to leak, and within forty-eight hours its all over.

With the 1914 discovery of the anticoagulent sodium nitrate and the pressing demands of world wars, public blood donation began to go mainstream. Whereupon the new challenge was human squeamishness. Up through the 1940s, donor centers would set up chairs alongside arm-sized holes cut into a wall-sized partition. Donors would slide their arm through a hole, making a donation without ever having to see the blood, the needle, or the...

Burn survivors can develop hypothermia in a 70 degree room. ICUs and ORs for survivors of major burns are often kept at 90 or even 105 degrees, nurses and surgeons sweating under their scrubs and sterile gowns.

Between 13 and 25 percent of surgeons grapple with substance abuse at some point in their careers.

Like almost everything else that has been written by Dan Barry, this was amazing.
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On the stool to my right was a sweat-drenched comic named Sammy, talking about how he had killed that night; if this were true, humor had been the victim.

October 11
Xanthippe (n.)-- A scolding, quarrelsome woman

As far back as 1500 BC, in India, and extending through the Roman Empire and ninth century Ireland, nasal mutilation was a form of punishment. Because of the organ's visibility, sitting as it does in the middle of the face, nasal disfigurement served as both humiliation and a warning to the populace. Noses were hacked off for thievery, tax evasion, adultery, disloyalty. Bounties were placed on enemy noses. Entire towns denosed.

Rhinoplasty was the original plastic surgery.

For every step forward, three go nowhere. Progress doesn't march, it lurches.

October 9
umbratical (adj.)-- Disguised, cloaked

October 8
blunder-a-whack (n.)-- Someone whose carelessness has caused a disaster

Entertaining as always. I just wish that he had included a picture of the pig that he traveled with in this book, rather than his stupid newborn baby.
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It was quite possible that in the future we humans might need to live by a new slogan. 'Have a little bit less and enjoy it a whole lot more.“ Tragically, it currently didn't sound like one that would win any general elections.

Americans are also big fans of declaring, 'That's funny!' at great volume. What I don't understand is why, instead of doing this, they don't just laugh. I think you'll find that's the correct procedure.

In our life on the streets, we humans readily join clubs. On foot, we're pedestrians. On bikes, we're cyclists. In cars, we're drivers. It's important for each group to hate the other and to consider them idiots. This is the way things work, and it's best not to meddle with it.

“If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.“ --W.C. Fields

October 6
latrocination (n.)-- Robbery, theft

October 4
smoot (n.)-- A unit of length equal to five feet, seven inches