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Augustus Carp, Esq.
Augustus Carp, Esq.: Being the Autobiography of a Really Good Man | Sir Henry Bashford
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It is customary, I have noticed, in publishing an autobiography to preface it with some sort of apology. But there are times, and surely the present is one of them, when to do so is manifestly unnecessary. In an age when every standard of decent conduct has either been torn down or is threatened with destruction; when every newspaper is daily reporting scenes of violence, divorce, and arson; when quite young girls smoke cigarettes and even, I am assured, sometimes cigars; when mature women, the mothers of unhappy children, enter the sea in one-piece bathing-costumes; and when married men, the heads of households, prefer the flicker of the cinematograph to the Athanasian Creed -- then it is obviously a task, not to be justifiably avoided, to place some higher example before the world. For some time -- I am now forty-seven -- I had been feeling this with increasing urgency. And when not only my wife and her four sisters, but the vicar of my parish, the Reverend Simeon Whey, approached me with the same suggestion, I felt that delay would amount to sin. That sin, by many persons, is now lightly regarded, I am, of course, only too well aware. That its very existence is denied by others is a fact equally familiar to me. But I am not one of them. On every ground I am an unflinching opponent of sin. I have continually rebuked it in others. I have strictly refrained from it in myself. And for that reason alone I have deemed it incumbent upon me to issue this volume.
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I may have posted about this short book before. I‘m old. My memory is poor. This is a truly hidden gem of satire. Ride the convoluted sentences until you absorb Carp‘s pomposity. Unravel his self-justifications until you take his measure. Then laugh. Here is a joy. How many acquaintances and public figures are a little too Carp? If you like Diary of a Nobody this is definitely for you. I read this at least once a year. Thank me later.

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Peterfox123 @maich Haha! I see your point but you'll understand that doesn't have quite the same appeal for me...😏 8y
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Peterfox123 @Lizpixie No idea how many times I've seen it. I'm sure they escape the cliff though... 😬 8y
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Augustus Carp, Esq., by Himself | Sir Henry Howarth Bashford
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I feel we know each other well enough to share a secret: this is my favourite book. Ever. The best. I go back to it at least once a year.

It's a short book and it's different. Treat yourself, then thank me. Go on.

Entirely devoid of self-awareness though entirely self-centred Carp is a joy and a horror to behold. The style of the delivery is the key capturing the monumental hypocrisy and rendering it hilarious.

Shoot me if I'm wrong. (I'm not.)

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