...wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can‘t see it, it can‘t see you – daft as a bush, but very, very ravenous); you can wave your #towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
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