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BooksCatsMaine
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Guys this one is so NSFW that I "spoilered" it!

Important question: can a vagina be "en pointe"?
Why are the women in all these books called Anne or Anna?

#badsexaward

Eyelit 😂 wow. I'm sorry, that whole thing is just so awkwardly written and the very opposite of anything resembling sexy. It's just funny. I mean, gear stick, really?! 8y
BooksCatsMaine @Eyelit I know! It's terrifying! I feel bad for his book because it really really deserves to win the award! But then, the cow comment in "The Butchers Hook" just steals it from them. Such a shame. ??? 8y
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BooksCatsMaine
Doubter's Almanac | Ethan Canin
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Her pupils are gyroscopically inert!
Bourbon is his gasoline!

Truly a love story for the ages.

#badsexaward #gyroscopicallyinertismynewsafeword #andret #andret #icantevenwithandret

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BooksCatsMaine
The Butcher's Hook | Janet Ellis
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I can't even choose my favourite sentence!!
SHE IS PINNED LIKE WET WASHING WITH HIS PEG
HE IS THINKING ABOUT COWS

WTF IS EVEN HAPPENING HERE??

#badsexaward #reallybad #wtfareyallevendoing

alli.sos 😂 8y
rabbitprincess Ewwww! 😝 8y
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BooksCatsMaine
List of the Lost | Morrissey
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It truly is the most wonderful time of the year, littens, for the bad sex award nominees are upon us again. The Butchers Hook has my vote! Quotes to follow.....

Link: http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/11/literary-review-releases-bad-sex-in-fiction-nomi...

#badsexaward #nopenopenope

Eyelit Lol - I'm so glad I clicked directly to your feed because I kept seeing you post these horrible excerpts and I was wondering how you were finding so much awkwardness in a short amount of time. Thanks for the cringing (and laughing)! 😄😂 8y
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