I'm only on page 13, and I think I may die of laughter. "I reached for the knob. At the same moment it began to melt and transform, turning pink and finally taking the shape of a flaccid penis. It flopped softly against the door, like a man was cramming it through the knob hole from the other side".

"When someone says they are madly in love, there is no more fitting description for it. Madness, yes. It is worse than dying to lose it. It's like having your brains unraveled and squashed back into your head the wrong way..."

"They are like a fucking Cuisinart made of arms and legs and lady parts. And steel. Plenty of steel. But someone forgot to put the lid on that food processor and shit is spraying everywhere." I LOVE THIS SERIES.

How do I even hold this without giving myself carpel tunnel....? #BigBookProblems

I grinned. Then the grin fell away. I pulled her very tightly against me, held her there. Set my face into her hair. Told her I loved her. In uplander, downlander, Northern, Southron, Desert, and every tongue in between. All the tongues of the world. It took a long time. Del did not complain."

"....I swear this much: that I will do everything within my power to defend your life against any threat. Even one made by you."

Dang! Volume 3 isn't listed as an option to choose on here even though Volumes 1 & 2 are. Just starting on this one. I wonder how long I'll be up reading for tonight....?

You know you're enjoying a book when you stay up till almost 5am reading.