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Dark and funny and ridiculous.
"It's okay to be gay, is it?" he said, his voice mocking and nasal. "Well, thank heavens you're here to tell me that. I never would've thought so until this very moment. That's all I need, yeah? A Rupert Kirke fangirl to share her infinite wisdom with me."
Yep, he hated me.
Fantastic feminist satire combining Sarah Palin, beauty queens, MTV and Kim Jong-il.