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You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning
You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning | Celia Rivenbark
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From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as: • Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate • How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life • Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering • Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that? • Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time • Airlines serving up one hot mess • Action figure Jesus • Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter • And much more! Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.
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I love humorous essays strung together in a memoir. And, much like British humor, Southern humor is very much my thing. My only problem with this is that it's definitely a product of its time, so the author doesn't shy away from throwing insults like the r-word in the middle of what would be an otherwise funny joke.

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Found something light to listen to while walking. Most of the pictures are from the Garvan Woodland Gardens. If you‘re ever in Hot Springs and you love gardens, you should go there. Tip: if you are a member of another Gardens, check Garvan‘s website for their reciprocal gardens; you may be able to get free or discounted admission.

Freespirit Looks lovely💕 5y
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