Earth Fathers Are Weird | 
pickAir Force Pilot Max gets abducted from Earth during an intergalactic space chase. In order to earn enough money to make it back to Earth he agrees to be an alien‘s “nanny” not knowing the translator matrix mixed up the word for surrogate with nanny. This was found family, romance, and that hot tentacle-on-male sexy, impregnating fantasy everyone‘s been waiting for. This was an “All the tentacles!!!” Pick!
Centique Did I just hear about this on a podcast as well? Either that or I‘m daydreaming about tentacles and surrogacy anyway 🤪 This sounds strange and good. Stacked! 4y
Reggie Yes, Gail mentioned it on Jenny‘s show. There is one thing. You know that one of my favorite books this year has huge earthworms, a mermaid, and some satanists. I found myself having to crank up my ability to suspend my disbelief. Lol! Once I got through the first quarter of the book, it was great. Like in Tom Cruise‘s War of the Worlds, the aliens can ride lightning but they can‘t check to see if our atmosphere is toxic to them? (edited) 4y
Reggie Also, Gail was right. Max becomes the most adorable want to hug him person when he finds out he‘s really pregnant and after he gives birth. And of course there‘s all the laughs just due to the sheer absurdity of it all. @Centique (edited) 4y
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saresmoore Your review of this is perfect. 😆 4y
Centique @Reggie I have to read this. Also I ADORE Gail Carriger‘s Parasol Protectorate series so I was fangirling hard listening to that episode 😂😂 Steampunk werewolves and vampires with tea and cake - what‘s not to love? 4y
Centique Wow - you ARE really exercising your “disbelief suspension” this year. It‘s the Suspending Disbelief Decathalon 😂😂 4y
Reggie @saresmoore Thank you, Sara! Max ends up having 3 babies. Your third ready to come out? Wishing you the best! 😊 4y
Avanders 😂🤣 fantastic. 4y
Rissreads 🤣❤️🤣 4y
Reggie @Rissreads it‘s totally bonkers! 4y