Dirty! Dirty! Dirty!: Of Playboys, Pigs, and Penthouse Paupers An American Tale of Sex and Wonder | 
(Continued)...aesthetics are bullshit," he explained. "This is the real thing: young mothers with a plate of spaghetti in their hands and a cock in their mouth!"
This is director Tinto Brass discussing his film Caligula. This quote gave me pause, and I'm surprised that the author didn't explore it further. Why would a young mother have both a plate of spaghetti in her hands AND a cock in her mouth? (Continued in the comments section).
(On Jimmy Swaggart and other hypocritical Evangelical preachers)
But I know that Hugh Hefner's gonna change his tune/When he's back on top/Back on top of Miss June.🤣
(Continued)...no easy trick. Eels, it turns out, hate condoms. And, as was soon discovered, condoms also killed them. What was looking a lot like an epic eel failure was rescued by the quick thinking of a zoologically nimble actress who inserted the animal tailfirst.
Two things. 1) I never knew that the Pillsbury Doughboy was the inspiration for the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, and, 2) "The Kama Sutra for the crescent-roll set" is fucking hysterical."
I've heard of Intercourse, Pennsylvania, but never Blue Ball. Interesting.
"Imagination is intelligence with an erection."
--Victor Hugo
