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Book 33🎧

This was a fun change from my typical genre. Tom is the chosen one and after turning it down he finds out the picked someone else. Nope he wants it back!😂

Who wants to be the chosen one of Crap Kingdom anyways?

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Remember the afore-cited crap on sale for $8.99/lb.? This place bought it and sells it as dip for $14 (plus sales tax). 😂👏🏻 Mmm, crap dip. Freshest crap this side of the outhouse! C'mon in and have some of their fresh crap, made to order right from their home! #LitsyHumor

I finished the book but I've still got a few quotes from this one I want to post.

So you're finally pulled out of your regular boring life to a fantasy world where you are the Chosen One... but the fantasy world is just, like, really crappy so you bail. Then you find out your best friend is their new Chosen One and he's way better at it than you...

Such a fun and funny book with plenty of twists and a surprisingly intense and action-packed 3rd act. The Epilogue twist was maybe a bridge too far though.

In my brain, the role of the king of Crap Kingdom, sitting on his Igloo cooler throne, is being played by Ricky Gervais.

For #funfridayphoto the book closest to me is my #currentread Crap Kingdom. What if you were the Chosen One, tasked with saving a magical realm... but instead of a wardrobe you had to dive into the Clothes Donation box in front of a Kmart? And the realm you were tasked with saving was shitty? Just, like, really shitty?

I'm going to be posting so many quotes from this one by the author of The Boy Who Couldn't Sleep and Never Had To.