What. The hell. Was that???
Basically, this entire thing is made of small-talk. I read it like you watch a train wreck: with sick fascination (literary viscera flying all around). The whole time, I kept waiting for the plot to happen.
It didn‘t.
(Also, I was constantly being surprised the MC‘s POV is in the 3rd and not in the 1st person—seemed like a 1st person book to me; maybe then it at least wouldn‘t be so jarring.)
1.0/5