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I Just Want to Pee Alone
I Just Want to Pee Alone | People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Baby Sideburns, Insane in the Mom Brain, The Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva, Rants from Mommyland, You Know it Happens at Your House Too, Underachiever's Guide to Being a Domestic Goddess, My Life and Kids, Bad Parenting Moments, Let Me Start By Saying, Frugalista Blog, Suburban Snapshots, Ninja Mom, Four Plus an Angel, Honest Mom, Binkies and Briefcases, Toulouse and Tonic, Kelley's Break Room, HouseTalkN, Hollow Tree Ventures, The Fordville Diaries, Snarkfest, Mom's New Stage, Nurse Mommy Laughs, The Dose of Reality, The Mom of the Year, Life on Peanut Layne, Momaical, Cloudy, With a Chance of Wine, Confessions of a Cornfed Girl, I Love Them The Most When They're Sleeping, Random Handprints, RachRiot, You're My Favorite Today, Funny is Family, My Real Life
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Motherhood is the toughest and funniest job you'll ever love. Raising kids is hard work. The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and the working conditions are pitiful you can't even take a bathroom break without being interrupted with another outrageous demand. Hasn't every mother said it before? I just want to pee alone! I Just Want to Pee Alone is a collection of hilarious essays from 37 of the most kick ass mom bloggers on the web. Including: People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Insane in the Mom-Brain, The Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva, Baby Sideburns, and Rants From Mommyland. Read hysterical essays like: Embarrassment, Thy Name is Motherhood A Pinterest-Perfect Mom, I am Not And Then There was that Time a Priest Called Me a Terrible Mother So She Thought She Could Cut Off My Stroller
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MizzGraham
I Just Want to Pee Alone | People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Baby Sideburns, Insane in the Mom Brain, The Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva, Rants from Mommyland, You Know it Happens at Your House Too, Underachiever's Guide to Being a Domestic Goddess, My Life and Kids, Bad Parenting Moments, Let Me Start By Saying, Frugalista Blog, Suburban Snapshots, Ninja Mom, Four Plus an Angel, Honest Mom, Binkies and Briefcases, Toulouse and Tonic, Kelley's Break Room, HouseTalkN, Hollow Tree Ventures, The Fordville Diaries, Snarkfest, Mom's New Stage, Nurse Mommy Laughs, The Dose of Reality, The Mom of the Year, Life on Peanut Layne, Momaical, Cloudy, With a Chance of Wine, Confessions of a Cornfed Girl, I Love Them The Most When They're Sleeping, Random Handprints, RachRiot, You're My Favorite Today, Funny is Family, My Real Life
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So... I was in a really weird mood at the library yesterday. I guess all of my multiple personalities decided to book shop at the same time 🤣

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Jennick2004
I Just Want to Pee Alone | People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Baby Sideburns, Insane in the Mom Brain, The Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva, Rants from Mommyland, You Know it Happens at Your House Too, Underachiever's Guide to Being a Domestic Goddess, My Life and Kids, Bad Parenting Moments, Let Me Start By Saying, Frugalista Blog, Suburban Snapshots, Ninja Mom, Four Plus an Angel, Honest Mom, Binkies and Briefcases, Toulouse and Tonic, Kelley's Break Room, HouseTalkN, Hollow Tree Ventures, The Fordville Diaries, Snarkfest, Mom's New Stage, Nurse Mommy Laughs, The Dose of Reality, The Mom of the Year, Life on Peanut Layne, Momaical, Cloudy, With a Chance of Wine, Confessions of a Cornfed Girl, I Love Them The Most When They're Sleeping, Random Handprints, RachRiot, You're My Favorite Today, Funny is Family, My Real Life
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Happy Mother‘s Day to all of my fellow #littenmamas

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Major_Houlihan
I Just Want to Pee Alone | People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Baby Sideburns, Insane in the Mom Brain, The Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva, Rants from Mommyland, You Know it Happens at Your House Too, Underachiever's Guide to Being a Domestic Goddess, My Life and Kids, Bad Parenting Moments, Let Me Start By Saying, Frugalista Blog, Suburban Snapshots, Ninja Mom, Four Plus an Angel, Honest Mom, Binkies and Briefcases, Toulouse and Tonic, Kelley's Break Room, HouseTalkN, Hollow Tree Ventures, The Fordville Diaries, Snarkfest, Mom's New Stage, Nurse Mommy Laughs, The Dose of Reality, The Mom of the Year, Life on Peanut Layne, Momaical, Cloudy, With a Chance of Wine, Confessions of a Cornfed Girl, I Love Them The Most When They're Sleeping, Random Handprints, RachRiot, You're My Favorite Today, Funny is Family, My Real Life
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Sleep deprived, over-caffeinated, and unable to adult successfully on this chilly and dreary Monday... But, please enjoy this cute picture of my son enjoying some green bell pepper. 😔😴❤️
#ToddlerMomLife #DontHoldMyRudenessAgainstMe

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laurieluna
I Just Want to Pee Alone | People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Baby Sideburns, Insane in the Mom Brain, The Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva, Rants from Mommyland, You Know it Happens at Your House Too, Underachiever's Guide to Being a Domestic Goddess, My Life and Kids, Bad Parenting Moments, Let Me Start By Saying, Frugalista Blog, Suburban Snapshots, Ninja Mom, Four Plus an Angel, Honest Mom, Binkies and Briefcases, Toulouse and Tonic, Kelley's Break Room, HouseTalkN, Hollow Tree Ventures, The Fordville Diaries, Snarkfest, Mom's New Stage, Nurse Mommy Laughs, The Dose of Reality, The Mom of the Year, Life on Peanut Layne, Momaical, Cloudy, With a Chance of Wine, Confessions of a Cornfed Girl, I Love Them The Most When They're Sleeping, Random Handprints, RachRiot, You're My Favorite Today, Funny is Family, My Real Life
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When you're having one of those mornings and then this turns up in the Goodreads giveaways. It's like they know! I've been up for an hour and have looked forelornly at my coffee at least a dozen times. I've changed 2 nappies, made a breakfast (for the 2 yr old, I'll get mine at midday sometime 😣) and I'm about to change the baby again because he's a poop machine. Sick of the sight of willies and bums😩. What do I do all day as a SAH mum? This. ☝

batsy When my sister first became a mother this is one of the things she said to me all the time. Much love to you and other mothers out there 💜 Shit is difficult... Literally and metaphorically! 😵😰 6y
laurieluna @batsy thanks! 😊It is a daily battle with the 2 year old, he's hit the 'I want/thats mine!' Stage. I almost had a breakfast disaster too....my partner ate the last of the cereal that is the toddlers favourite 😬. Luckily I hadn't asked him what he wanted yet and I managed to negotiate some toast into him instead of his usual wheaties 😩. 6y
batsy @miralunasbooknook Oh no, now you've got to hide the Wheaties. From the partner, haha 😬 Glad disaster was averted and hope you can have your breakfast soon 🙂 6y
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Cheshirecat913 Truth in that title. I have enjoyed the 'I want ' stage of my kiddo, NOT. And if she tells me no again....😣 Biggest thing for me is missing all that wonderful sleep. 😪 You are doing awesome! 6y
laurieluna @Cheshirecat913 so have you! It's a struggle and any parent that makes it through is a hero 😂. I haven't had a full nights sleep in 3 years, from around 3 months pregnant with my first 😩. As the famous saying goes...'I'll sleep when I'm dead' 😂 6y
Riveted_Reader_Melissa I hope it gets better soon! Remember to try and take care of yourself in there, without you the whole system falls apart. Every time I hear people ask, what do they mean when they talk about the unpaid under appreciated work of women, I think they‘ve never been a SHM have they.🙄 6y
laurieluna @Riveted_Reader_Melissa definitely not. I had a bath at 11pm last night because I needed to soak my arthritic knees. Would have gotten in sooner but my 2 month old clearly knew I was planning a bath and took 2 hours to settle. It's so much more than a 9-5. 6y
Lissa00 I spent 8.5 years as a sah mom and while I don‘t regret a minute...it is nice to be back in an office😂. Hang in there😄 6y
laurieluna @Lissa00 🙌 I'll never regret it. I love my boys. But there are days when I want to lay down on my bed in the dark in silence and not be touched for several hours 😂 6y
cobwebmoth I've been there. Even now, my kids always feel the need to ask me questions while I'm in the bathroom...and they're 13 and 9! Hugs to you! 6y
laurieluna @cobwebmoth looking forward to those awkward teen years...not. 😬 bet they hate it when you do the same to them! 😂 6y
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IamIamIam
I Just Want to Pee Alone | People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Baby Sideburns, Insane in the Mom Brain, The Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva, Rants from Mommyland, You Know it Happens at Your House Too, Underachiever's Guide to Being a Domestic Goddess, My Life and Kids, Bad Parenting Moments, Let Me Start By Saying, Frugalista Blog, Suburban Snapshots, Ninja Mom, Four Plus an Angel, Honest Mom, Binkies and Briefcases, Toulouse and Tonic, Kelley's Break Room, HouseTalkN, Hollow Tree Ventures, The Fordville Diaries, Snarkfest, Mom's New Stage, Nurse Mommy Laughs, The Dose of Reality, The Mom of the Year, Life on Peanut Layne, Momaical, Cloudy, With a Chance of Wine, Confessions of a Cornfed Girl, I Love Them The Most When They're Sleeping, Random Handprints, RachRiot, You're My Favorite Today, Funny is Family, My Real Life
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Reason #1 why I'm not reading today: Box Tops for Education. Gotta count these suckers before I can get back to Mystic River, which I'm loving and I'm trying to read slowly so I don't miss anything!! By the way, never have an idea if you're part of the PTA, but if you do, DON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT!!!
#PTAsucker #MysticRiver #DennisLehane

britt_brooke 😆 7y
RadicalReader @IamIamIam those are wonderful memories helping out the children through the glory of box top cutting. I remember scouting every item for box tops for my parents to cut so I could go to school and donate them 7y
IamIamIam I have to admit, @RadicalReader, I have a lot of fun running contests and getting the kids involved! We started a new contest last year and coming up with ideas for the bulletin boards! 7y
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eri.reads @IamIamIam This is pretty embarrassing, but I accidentally trashed my halloweengoespostalemail...sigh! You're my match but I don't have ur address to send ur goodies. 🙁 Would u send me the google form you submitted pretty please?? I'm sorry this is late...I've been down and out with RA and fibro flares. My email address is ecmross18@gmail.com. 7y
IamIamIam Awww, I'm sorry you're having a rough time and that is TOTALLY not embarrassing at all!!! Thanks got contacting me! I'll email you right now but only if you promise to feel better!!! 😚 7y
IamIamIam @eri.reads 😚😚 7y
eri.reads @IamIamIam I absolutely promise to feel better! Thank you for the well wishes!! 😚😚 7y
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