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I, Partridge
I, Partridge: We Need to Talk about Alan | Steve Coogan
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Alan Gordon Partridge is the best - and best-loved - radio presenter in the region. Born into a changing world of rationing, Teddy Boys, apes in space and the launch of ITV, Alan's broadcasting career began as chief DJ of Radio Smile at St. Luke's Hospital in Norwich. After replacing Peter Flint as the presenter of Scout About, he entered the top 8 of BBC sports presenters. But Alan's big break came with his primetime BBC chat show Knowing Me, Knowing You. Sadly, the show battled against poor scheduling, having been put up against News at Ten, then in its heyday. Due to declining ratings, a single catastrophic hitch (the killing of a guest on air) and the dumbing down of network TV, Alan's show was cancelled. Not to be dissuaded, he embraced this opportunity to wind up his production company, leave London and fulfil a lifelong ambition to return to his roots in local radio. Now single, Alan is an intensely private man but he opens up, for the second time, in this candid, entertaining, often deeply emotional - and of course compelling - memoir, written entirely in his own words. (Alan quickly dispelled the idea of using a ghost writer. With a grade B English Language O-Level, he knew he was up to the task.) He speaks touchingly about his tragic Toblerone addiction, about the time he got locked in the boot of a Rover 800 when an experiment to see if he could fit in it went wrong, and the painful moment when unsold copies of his first autobiography, BOUNCING BACK, were pulped like 'word porridge'. He reveals all about his relationship with his ex-Ukrainian girlfriend, Sonja, with whom he had sex at least twice a day, and the truth about the thick people who make key decisions at the BBC. A literary tour de force, I, PARTRIDGE: WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT ALAN charts the incredible journey of one of our greatest broadcasters.
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kmcallion
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You will struggle to find a funnier book. Expertly lampoons the celebrity biography and rings so true to the character. As a big fan of all the Partridge TV shows, it didn't take much to win me over and it was great to get the backstory behind some of the incidents from his career. Highly recommended

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myers85
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My pick for #funnybooks has to be the "autobiography" of one of England's greatest fictional TV stars, Alan Partridge. I've read funny books before but this is the first book that actually had me laughing out loud, sometimes drawing strange looks on the train. The quality of the humour is right up there with the hilarity of the TV show. I'll be reading it again at some point. #riotgrams

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Minervasbutler
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If you're not familiar with Alan Partridge, he's the spoof DJ/chat show host created by Steve Coogan, and this is a brilliant send-up of the celebrity memoir. Belongs to the genre of "comedy of self-deception" -Alan is a perpetual loser who never ceases to view himself as a winner. Some references may be lost on non-Brits but I reckon it works even without that background. Almost every page had me laughing aloud.

Zelma I can't see myself reading this whole book, but all of the quotes posted have made me laugh. I may need to find it on audio for the car. 8y
Minervasbutler @Zelma Oh I an glad you liked the quotes. I was worried I was overdoing them! It really is a very quotable book! 8y
Zelma @Minervasbutler oh you didn't overdo it at all. They were hilarious and definitely piqued my interest. 👍😂 8y
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Minervasbutler
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You know that phrase, if you love someone set them free? I‘ve always liked the sound of that –even if its logic is plainly horseshit. It‘s the equivalent of saying, ‘If you like beefburgers, don‘t eat them‘ or ‘If you hate London, go and live there.‘ Instead, I‘ve adapted it slightly to read, ‘If you don‘t love someone and don‘t want to hang around with them any more, set them free‘. It just makes more sense.

Soubhiville I completely agree! 8y
Soubhiville And this pic disturbs me 😳 8y
Zelma @Soubhiville the pic cracks me up. I feel like he's saying "Come hither. I will either kiss you or bite your nose off. Take a chance." ? 8y
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Minervasbutler
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I want to be fair to Carol. Yes, she‘s mind-blowingly selfish. Yes, she takes grumpiness to a staggering new level. Yes, she‘s manifestly not as clever as me. But she does have good points. On French holidays, she took to right-hand driving with real panache. She also makes relatively decent meatballs. That pretty much covers it.

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Minervasbutler
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For a time, I was fixated with butterflies –an interest that my father did much to encourage. We‘d go into the garden on a summer‘s evening and when we saw the gentle flitter-flutter of a butterfly, he‘d smash it to the ground with his tennis racket. ‘Fifteen love!‘ he‘d roar.

thegirlwiththelibrarybag That escalated quickly 😶 8y
Laura317 😳😳😳 8y
Zelma That made me laugh out loud. 😂 the quote and particularly @thegirlwiththelibrarybag 's reaction. 8y
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Minervasbutler
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But I would have loved a little brother to play football with or bully. I‘d rush downstairs every Christmas morning and rip open my presents, hoping against hope that one of the boxes contained a human baby. It rarely did. In fact it never did.

Riveted_Reader_Melissa Hahaha😂😂😂😂that's great! 8y
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