This scene came to mind for #Enterprise:
“Please enter program.”
“The android at the bar said you could show me my old ship. Let me see it.”
“Insufficient data. Please specify parameters.”
“The Enterprise. Show me the bridge of the Enterprise, you chatterin' piece of...”
“There have been five Federation ships with that name. Please specify by registry number.”
“N-C-C-1-7-0-1. No bloody A - B - C - or D!