Things I Have Learned:
1. Don't look in the bloody bag
2. Think twice before agreeing to experimental brain surgery
3. Don't go in the kitchen!
4. Trying out medieval torture devices "for fun" isn't a good idea
5. An overwrought imagination & the Murderers' Den of the waxworks are not a good combination
6. That portrait of the evil-looking man with the creepy eyes? Don't buy it
7. Sleeping dogs are best left to lie, especially if they're dead