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Misadventures of a Big Mouth Brit
Misadventures of a Big Mouth Brit | Piers Morgan
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Piers has got a new job. He's off to America to be the 'Nasty Brit' judging the show America's Got Talent - surely a role he was made for? And with unprecedented access to people, places and parties on both sides of the pond, he'll get the inside scoop on the world of celebrity Stateside. So what could possibly go wrong? Well, it's not all plain sailing. Piers finds himself snubbed by the paparazzi and subjected to national ridicule by Alan Sugar. As well as foolishly embarking on a visit to the Playboy Mansion with his girlfriend he also becomes one of the only people to fall off the 'idiot-proof' Segway (George Bush fell off one too). Somehow though, Piers still manages to get invited to all the best parties. Perhaps because he keeps being mistaken for David Cameron? From chinwags with Naomi Campbell to a cigar-smoking session with Arnold Schwarzenegger; hilarious tte--ttes with everyone from Boris Johnson to Cheryl Cole; and many bizarre encounters with the likes of Paris Hilton, Tony Blair and Jay-Z, Piers is his usual candid, honest, loudmouth self as he lifts the lid on Tinsel Town. With the background cries of 'Please don't embarrass us Dad!' from his sons, the Big Mouth Brit embarks on his hilarious American adventure, and suffers just a few mishaps along the way.
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Things I've done today to make Piers Morgan angry:
• Stuck up a poster supporting postal workers' right to strike;
• Ate a Gregg's vegan sausage roll;
• Made trans-affirmative comments on a discussion board;
• Bought a book...
• ...of poetry...
• ...feminist poetry...
• ...from a Socialist bookshop...
• ...in Liverpool;
• Generally swanned about being a snowflake ❄
What have *you* done today to make Piers Morgan angry? 🤔

saresmoore 😂♥️♥️♥️ 4y
TrishB Always a feminist and always a vegetarian and have a vote Labour sign in the window ✊✊ 4y
Bookwomble @TrishB 😁✊🏻 4y
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Emilymdxn What a fantastic thread! Today I went to my job providing access to drama for children in deprived areas, read a book of feminist short stories by a Lebanese woman translated from Arabic, and chose Thatcher in a group conversation about which historical figure we‘d each most like to punch. 4y
Bookwomble @Emilymdxn Ah, your last 'thing' is one of the few times I've literally lol-ed 🤣 (though, naturally, I don't condone punching anybody, which pacifist sentiment will also make Piers angry) 😁✊🏻 4y
Emilymdxn @bookwomble I made everyone specify that we were only doing the time travel in order to humiliate and not cause any damage to anyone, Piers can also get a load of my white poppy while hes at it 🤍 4y
TrishB @Emilymdxn I lol‘d too, but absolutely don‘t condone, just generally support the sentiment 😁 4y
Bookwomble @Emilymdxn PS. I love your first 'thing' 💗 God! He'd bust a blood vessel over a white poppy! 🤣 4y
VioletBramble ❤️ 4y
CarolynM 😂❤️ 4y
GingerAntics This is the greatest political post ever!!! YAAAAS!!! I‘m not sure about Pierce Morgan, but I sure know what I‘ve done today to piss off Donald Trump! Pretty sure he‘s made that exact face, too. lol (edited) 4y
Bookwomble @GingerAntics Dare I ask what? 🤔 4y
GingerAntics Supported teachers‘ right to strike, supported a woman‘s right to say no, went entirely against the sexist BS at my job today, continued to be a female with a brain and an opinion, knew and openly said he‘s corrupt a-hole who needs to be impeached...I‘m sure that barely scratches the surface. I maintain my entire existence pisses him off...and I like it!!! 4y
GingerAntics Basically what you did, just the American version. 4y
Bookwomble @GingerAntics Sorry, I didn't see the notification for your reply 🤦🏻‍♂️. Awesome stuff! 😃 Challenging the Patriarchy can feel like a full time job ✊🏻 4y
GingerAntics It really does. I‘m all about anything that makes him, and men like him, flip out. lol 4y
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