Kid: Hmm. These Federal doughnuts aren't really very good.
Me: Maybe we're Anti-Federalists.
Kid: No! We need a strong central government to regulate interstate doughnut commerce.
Me: But a centralized authority gives you mediocre doughnuts. We need to allow the states more freedom to experiment.
Kid: Damn your agrarian doughnut idealism!
#HamiltonNerd
#SouthernMotherFuckingDemocraticRepublicans
mcctrish That kid is awesome!!! 8y
Captivatedbybooks Im dying to try the churro donut they have (edited) 8y
obviateit ❤❤❤ Not that good?? I've loved all the flavors I've tried! Mmm... now I have cravings. 😄 8y
drokka If I could be guaranteed a child like that, I might consider having one. 🤣 8y
Yossarian @drokka It's taken 16 long years to carefully mold her until I've got her telling exactly the right jokes. 8y