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athorne

"She had a pleasant long face, big mitts for hands, long legs and feet, broad hips, and a bust like the prow of a ship."

I'm really not sure how to react to this description. A bust like the prow of a ship, eh? #litsylaughs I snorted. It's an interesting image for sure! #litsyafterdark

AliceInWonderLibrary It sounds like they are describing a horse. Perhaps that's why the long face... #badjoke 8y
athorne @AliceInWonderLibrary Given the entire description, and how large they are trying to say she is, a horse might be accurate. Feeling #punny? 💜 8y
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rachelm
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Pickpick

I've been waiting all day long to come home and post this cover for #uglybookcover for #somethingforsept. A sample of the contents, dated 1968:
Q: Does your clock tell time?
A: No, you have to look at it.

Also:
Q: Where did Batman plant his flowers?
A: In a batanical garden.
#badjoke #dadjoke

ultrabookgeek What, pray tell, is a "foxy riddle"?? 8y
RealLifeReading Foxy riddles!! 8y
rachelm @sharimichele @RealLifeReading I know right?? 🐺🐺😆 8y
DebinHawaii Is there an example of a foxy riddle?! 🐺 8y
BookishFeminist 😂😂 this has a very Austin Powers vibe to it 8y
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