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Nightmares and Dreamscapes | Stephen King

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#Litsyafterdark 2 nights ago I lay down to go to bed and about 20 minutes later I heard honking outside and it kept going. I got up and saw truck lights outside. I open the main door and keep my metal screen door closed. I yell out can I help you. The guy in the truck whose face I can‘t see says-Is this Tacoma LN. I say no. He says-I punches it into a gps and this is where it takes me. Me-Sorry-it‘s Railroad I don‘t know what to tell you. He 👇🏼

Reggie speeds off. I lay down again and what I think is 20 minutes later I hear someone outside banging on my door. Which is weird to me because never have people visit me after 12. I open the door and there are the most handsome, chocolatey, muscley, Black men I have ever seen. They‘re wearing white tanks and their biceps have biceps. They say in their sexiest voice, hey man, let us in. And it is every start of a dream I have ever wanted but I see 👇🏼 (edited) 18h

Reggie menace in their eyes and even in a dream I vote against my best interests. I say no sorry guys have a good night. They start slamming their fists against the door yelling LET US IN! One of them goes to the side of my duplex and I hear him beating at a window. I run to my kitchen and get a dirty knife out of the sink. I don‘t know why I don‘t get a clean knife. This detail bothers me Litsy. So I run to the room. He‘s broken in and is climbing👇🏼 18h

Reggie down, and I‘ve just seen too many home invasion movies, I proceed to stab him to death. And that‘s when I hear that the other guy has broken through the front door. I hide in the corner and he runs in and sees his friend and says-Awwww man, he killed you. And that‘s when I pounce and stab him to death. Litsy it brings me no pleasure to tell you this nightmare because in the first few minutes I thought this was gonna be my peanut butter Oreo 👇🏼 18h

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Reggie fantasy come true. But alas I think it was a message. I read nothing but romance since Valentine‘s Day and I have loved my romance vacation but the darkness wants me back. So my next book- it will be horror. lol all that for that. Good day, Litsy! 18h

TrishB ❤️😂always the horror Reggie!! 18h

Ruthiella The Darkness is calling you! 😬 18h

Bookzombie 😂 love that you are bothered that you grabbed a dirty knife! 13h

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Cosyreader

The Dead House | Dawn Kurtagich

1. I hate when books get a bit silly like the tagged book, See Under Love, Foe, and I will never get over Her Fearful Symmetry. I just can‘t suspend disbelief 🤷‍♀️

2. The more people go on about ACOTAR the less I want to read it - same goes for Crawdads, Blood Orange and any domestic thriller

#ihavequestions

RaeLovesToRead

RaeLovesToRead I'm like that with films - I didn't watch Juno or Slumdog Millionaire for ages because everyone kept saying how great they are! 😅 With books, though, I'll take any excuse to read them! 🤣🤣 2y

TrishB These posts are funny 😁 I loved Her Fearful Symmetry! 2y

Vansa 😱😱Same issue with Her fearful symmetry! It was..... completely ridiculous. The entire ending was just so idiotic. How did she ever think.....dying was a good idea? 2y

julesG Read ACOTAR for #DickSoapGate and #LitsyAfterDark it's definitely on my "overrated" pile. 2y

RosePressedPages I finally tried ACOTAR after years of avoiding it and it was not worth it 🙃 bailed on book two and I still can‘t believe I finished book one 2y

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Kelly_the_Bookish_Sidekick

Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer | Lola Faust

Friends... why am I pondering the logistics of human/dinosaur sex on a Saturday night? 🤣

Because the tagged book was mentioned in a Facebook book group and of course I had to see if it was legit or a joke. It's not a joke and now I might need to borrow one of these this week just to see how things line up.

I read the book blurb to my guy and, no lie, Watson looked weirded out like above.

I mean, really...Triceratops and Bottoms?! 🤣🤣🤣

Buchbeeg 😆😆😆 2y

rubyslippersreads Those covers are hilarious! 🦖🦕 2y

CBee Omg 🫢🫢😂😂 2y

GondorGirl Oh lord... a million years ago we used the #LitsyAfterDark tag and read the WORST erotica. I think there was some terrible Dinosaur porn.🤣 2y

Born.A.Reader I saw that post on FB! To each their own, but def not my cup of tea.. 2y

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everlocalwest

Morning Glory Milking Farm | C M Nascosta

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No way am I the first person on Litsy to read this. Where are my other deeply entrenched romancelandia weirdos at?

Whatever, this was actually a super fun read and when I got to the end of the book and was absolutely gifted with this image I almost died. It's just so absurd. I've never been happier.

LibrarianRyan You need to hit the #LitsyAfterDark Group. We are the ones that read and discuss these things. There is a hole big discussion last winter about dino porn. so fun. 3y

everlocalwest @LibrarianRyan I have never been more excited to click on a hashtag, lol! Thanks for sharing! 3y

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JenlovesJT47

Where the Heart Is | Billie Letts

I love this movie and just realized it was based on a book. Novalee just had her baby in a Walmart and is in the hospital. I dunno if it‘s cause it‘s late and I‘m super tired, but I just laughed like an idiot for 5 minutes straight after reading this part. 😂😂😂 The next paragraph is even worse lol.

#booksintomovies
#quotes
#litsomnia
#litsyafterdark

GingerAntics I‘ve read one of Letts‘s other books and adored it. 4y

KathyWheeler I really liked this book. 4y

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em_books

A Court of Thorns and Roses | Sarah J. Maas

WOW. WOW. WOW WOW WOW. 🌹🖤

Anyone else read this book?? If I didn‘t have book club next week I would be right onto the next in the series!!

TheSpineView Yes! Love the series! The next book in the series comes out on February 16th. 4y

Deblovestoread Yes, love the whole series! 4y

julesG A few Litten read it for #LitsyAfterDark after #DickSoapGate. 😁 4y

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jpmcwisemorgan

Dear Daddy, Please Want Me | Reese Morrison

Ok, I found another book with #tentacles. I‘m pretty sure it showed up in my suggestion list because of the last book I read. Amazon is stalking me!

It‘s in KU so I‘ll have to borrow it once I work through some other books I have on my list.

#tentacleporn #LitsyAfterDark

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jpmcwisemorgan

Taken and Crowned | Michael Mandrake, Michael Mandrake Writing as Rm Durand

Ok, so the alien had the babies because they needed to be full alien so they‘d live. I guess half-alien, half-human babies don‘t live long or something??? Anyway, the tentacles aliens don‘t have a gender and they can all have babies. The human was annoying. This wasn‘t really very good but I‘m committed so I‘ll read the next one some day.

#tentacleporn #LitsyAfterDark

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jpmcwisemorgan

Taken and Crowned | Michael Mandrake, Michael Mandrake Writing as Rm Durand

They‘re about to get to sexy times and our tentacled alien who has hijacked a human body still hasn‘t said to the other character, hey, I want you to have my babies.

In case no one has realized, this is mpreg.

Also, the alien ran off from its home planet because it wanted more out of life.

Update: not so much mpreg because the alien has the babies and their species doesn‘t have genders.

#tentacleporn #LitsyAfterDark

Bookgirl This made me laugh!!! I‘m intrigued... 4y

jenniferw88 😂😊 4y

rockpools I‘m not sure I‘m up for tentacle porn but I‘m SO glad you‘re here to read it for me 😁🐙🦑 4y

jpmcwisemorgan @rockpools I‘m taking one for the team! 4y

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jpmcwisemorgan

Taken and Crowned | Michael Mandrake, Michael Mandrake Writing as Rm Durand

Alrighty then. I‘m reading Love at First Crush and there are no sexy times yet, at not quite 50% through. The alien who stole a body, and that person is now dead because they can‘t live and be a host, is ready to make the human guy an egg carrier but he‘s not yet told him he‘s a tentacled alien. There‘s a lot that can go wrong here.

#tentacleporn #LitsyAfterDark

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