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HufflepuffBruja
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Cuz I'm a book nerd, I scan the copyright page of books I read, and I noticed this from #VampiresNeverGetOld ? It's a little hard to see in the picture, but it says:

"The vampire's curse is loneliness. The book thief's life is far, far worse. Steal this book and may your soda always be flat, your ends always be split, your breath always be rank, and your food always be saltless."

#vampires #funnyquotes

CaffeineAndCandy ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀʏ ʙɪʀᴅs ᴘᴏᴏᴘ 💩 ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴀʀ 🚗 3y
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jouleian
Exciting Times | Naoise Dolan

“Ava, we all bear our crosses. Yours just has more nails.”

Hahaha I‘m not sure why I found this so funny. Maybe it was how she said it.
#litsy #funnyquotes

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Librarymouse
Moon Rising | Tui Sutherland
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JaneyWaneyB
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dreadamara
Josh's Challenge | Elise Manion
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It was no wonder half the female population of Timbisha was in love with Josh. He made ordering food sound naughty.

#quotes #romance #romanticsuspense #booklove #funnyquotes #romanticcomedy #lol #sexyquotes #elisemanion

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Sophoclessweetheart
A Perilous Undertaking | Deanna Raybourn
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I‘ll just leave this here. #mystery #Victorian #historicalfiction #historicalmystery #funnyquotes #bookblogger #booklover

Bronte_Chintz 😂😂😂 brilliant! 6y
wanderinglynn 😂😂😂 (edited) 6y
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Crazeedi Hahahaha!!!!🤣 6y
StephanieGeiser 😂🤣😂🤣😂 6y
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