Cuz I'm a book nerd, I scan the copyright page of books I read, and I noticed this from #VampiresNeverGetOld ? It's a little hard to see in the picture, but it says:
"The vampire's curse is loneliness. The book thief's life is far, far worse. Steal this book and may your soda always be flat, your ends always be split, your breath always be rank, and your food always be saltless."
#vampires #funnyquotes
“Ava, we all bear our crosses. Yours just has more nails.”
Hahaha I‘m not sure why I found this so funny. Maybe it was how she said it.
#litsy #funnyquotes
What you saying about us Basildon girls Aaronovitch? Blooming cheek 🤣
#ProudToBeFromEssex #Reputation #EssexGirlsUnite #BasildonBornAndBred #WhenInRome #Books #BookNerd #ReadABook #Bookaholic #Fantasy #RiversOfLondon #Reading #FunnyQuotes
It was no wonder half the female population of Timbisha was in love with Josh. He made ordering food sound naughty.
#quotes #romance #romanticsuspense #booklove #funnyquotes #romanticcomedy #lol #sexyquotes #elisemanion
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I‘ll just leave this here. #mystery #Victorian #historicalfiction #historicalmystery #funnyquotes #bookblogger #booklover
