Hello, yes my name is hot mess Jess and I can‘t have nice things. Second night in a row that I‘ve knocked over wine on my coffee table 😐. I can‘t be the only one who has done something like this before!?
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Drnkpnkprincess Hahahahahaha! No! I‘ve dropped my kindle in the bath multiple times. Ruining covers and kindles in one swoop 6y
dsfisher @HotMessJess There is a reason I went to stemless wine glasses 😳 6y
jamie_in_the_library Oh no! At least they weren‘t library books? 6y
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TommieMarie74 I‘ve done it with Starbucks and with soda. I once tipped a Starbucks cup straight into my purse (while shopping) and ruined my book, my planner, and the entire (cream colored) purse. It‘s was a stellar day. Lol 6y
ErickaS_Flyleafunfurled I KNOW this is not the first time Ive seen wine spaz results on your books . . . 🤣🤪 6y
CouronneDhiver Oops! 🤪🍷 6y
HotMessJess @ErickaS_Flyleafunfurled this is so common 🙄🙄 6y
HotMessJess @Drnkpnkprincess OH NO!! Did you get the new waterproof one? I asked for it for my bday 😺😺 6y
HotMessJess @TommieMarie74 I DID THAT THIS WEEKEND! Except it was with blue cheese dressing. ALL OVER EVERYTHING 6y
HotMessJess @dsfisher it was stemless 😩 I knocked it over and then I knocked an open bottle of wine over trying to fix it. At this point I think I might have to just drink from a sippy cup! 6y
HotMessJess @CouronneDhiver I can‘t have nice things 😅 6y
HotMessJess @ErickaS_Flyleafunfurled ps- this isn‘t even half of the books I splattered 6y
TommieMarie74 @HotMessJess Omgosh!!! Blue cheese dressing is the worst with these situations. Even if you can clean it, that SMELL just lingers on and on. 🤢 6y
Drnkpnkprincess @HotMessJess no... I cannot have nice things so I went with another paperwhite. Plus the size is good for my exceptionally small hands. I‘m just not allowed to read my kindle in the tub anymore 🤦🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️ 6y
Drnkpnkprincess #husbandsorders 6y
Bookzombie @Drnkpnkprincess If I read on my Kindle in the tub, I put it in a baggie. I think I could save it if I dropped it. 🙂 (edited) 6y
HotMessJess @ErickaS_Flyleafunfurled ITS TOO LATE! It was on the pile that was plastered 🤷🏼♀️ 6y