Welcome to Litsy!

"My grandmother has been so tense for her whole life that she doesn‘t have any shoulders at all anymore. Her arms come right out of her ears."

Hearing about the German healthcare system is making me extremely envious.

"They‘ve hung a light-green drape between my head and my ass. Obviously so my ass can‘t see my horrorstricken face."

"Her crotch looked like a sculpture of a newborn baby made out of cheese."
Today in odd similes.

"I never would have thought the butthole was so integral to the process of walking."

"Top and bottom, I want my real lashes to look like plastic false eyelashes from the sixties."
This is my exact style, down to the technique she uses.

"Shaving myself is stupid—I‘m spoiled in that regard now. I‘m used to being shaved. I think that if men want shaved women, they should take over the shaving."

"It‘ll leave ugly bloody marks under your nail, too. The blood doesn‘t stay red, either. It turns brown. It takes a long time for it to grow out. In the meantime your nail looks like a sheet of floating ice with a piece of driftwood frozen into it."

"Does that mean I was essentially naked for the duration of the operation? That‘s not good. I‘m sure they talk about the way you look. And you hear it and remember it subconsciously even though you‘re knocked out—maybe someday down the road you‘ll go nuts as a result of the comments and nobody will understand why."

"Immediately I got a bed in the proctology unit—or do you call it the internal-medicine unit? Internal medicine sounds better than specifying "ass unit." Don‘t want to make other people envious."

Another great #bookhaul today from the library used book corner!

#riotgrams #pinkcovers Glamorama is bright pink!! Only have 3 pink books! Few more with pink spines. Really thought I'd have more 💕📚

I started off fairly enjoying this. I liked how frank and open she was and how she made me feel very uncomfortable. After a few chapters however and the initial shocks were over I just found it a bit tedious and that she was just writing things for effect rather than to add any merit to the story. Not for me I'm afraid.

#November 9 Worst #Book I've #Read - I usually don't finish #books I am not liking. There's too much to read & no time to waste on crappy books. This one is a huge best seller and I have no idea why. Maybe just cause it's controversial. I do LOVE the #cover however! It's the only reason I keep it on my #shelf. #AngieBookishNovember #bookchallenge #coverlove #bookstagram #Wetlands #CharlotteRoche #erotica #shockvalue #pointlessread #intothefire 🔥

I didn't like. 😝