Verily, ‘tis hilarious to read the original Star Wars trilogy in Elizabethan English! (‘Tis also true it doth not take much to amuse me, so taketh that for what ‘tis worth.) ‘Tis so hilarious that thou mayest find thyself engaged in laughter until yon wee wee runneth down thine leg as if a floodgate hath opened. Get thee to a bookstore so thou mayest purchase these books in order to read them forthwith!