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I'm the Vampire, That's Why
I'm the Vampire, That's Why | Michele Bardsley
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Broken Heart is the city with the highest rate of divorce and highest percentage of single parents in Oklahoma. And I, Jessica Matthews, have been a member of that club ever since my husband dumped me for his twentysomething secretary and then had the gall to die in a car accident. Now Im not just a single mother trying to make ends meet in this crazy world....Im also a vampire. One minute I was taking out the garbage; the next I awoke sucking on the thigh of superhot vampire Patrick OHalloran, whod generously offered his femoral artery to save me. But though my stretch marks have disappeared and my vision has improved, I cant rest until the thing that did this to me is caught. My kids future is at stakefiguratively and literally. As is my sex life. Although I wouldnt mind finding myself attached to Patricks juicy thigh again, I learned that once a vampire does the dirty deed, it hitches her to the object of her affection for at least one hundred years. I just dont know if Im ready for that kind of commitment....
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I'm the Vampire, That's Why | Michele Bardsley
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#scarathlon #TeamStoker #monsters #vampire #chilingphotochallenge
I love a good vampire story! What‘s your favorite?

TheReadingMermaid 🧟‍♀️ 3mo
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I'm the Vampire, That's Why | Michele Bardsley
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Been reading up a storm to help me deal with my mom passing. She always loved to read me not so much. When I found R. L. Stine my whole life changed for the better.

Megabooks Hug! 💙💙 3y
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