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Cat Humor: Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!
Cat Humor: Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!: Just Really Big Jerks Series - | Timmie Guzzmann
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Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their furry friends with these curious & humorous cat poems and rhymes. In this hilarious book of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches cats while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. Powered by his creative potential Timmie Guzzmann, the author of "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!" explains the jerky and weird behavior and ignorance of cats. The poems collected in the book perfectly capture the inner workings of the jerk cat psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal kitty cat's at their jerkiest moments. Timmie opens the window of truth to shed light onto the most humorous and most daring jerk moments lived by these lazy, fickle, perky and pesky animals as they are going on about their day in a truly jerky way. Timmie exposes true jerk personality and exposes some secrets that have never been told before. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and you will laugh out loud!) and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality, a jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootwjr AKA out of this world jerk reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside you'll find jerky cat moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think and lots more... Download "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!" right now
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DinoMom
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It is the battle of the wills. Putting away Christmas ornaments and listening to an audio book. He is just waiting for me to turn my back so he can knock something of the table. #catsarejerks

LeahBergen 😂😂 4y
rubyslippersreads 😹😹😹 4y
Aims42 LOL 😂 4y
AkashaVampie Haha love the hashtag 4y
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bobregina
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Stubborn cats 🐈😹

Izai.Amorim Como vai a leitura do Ulisses? Eu tentei começar umas 3 vezes, em vão. Meu comentário sobre a tradução se baseia na pergunta: se é quase impossível de entender, como é que se pode traduzir? 7y
bobregina Ainda não comecei a ler! Vou deixar para o próximo ano, quando acabar a minha tese. Eu entendo a pergunta, e já li vários artigos a criticar as traduções, não só em português. A editora Relógio d‘Água é uma das mais conceituadas em Portugal, portanto estou à espera de uma tradução com qualidade. O que não quer dizer que vá ser mais fácil de ler 7y
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MinDea
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well, guess my bookmark has been taken... cats can be rude.

Laura317 😂😂😂yes ma'am! 8y
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