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I'm Just No Good at Rhyming: And Other Nonsense for Mischievous Kids and Immature Grown-Ups
I'm Just No Good at Rhyming: And Other Nonsense for Mischievous Kids and Immature Grown-Ups | Chris Harris
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Meet the 21st century Shel Silverstein! Chris Harris's debut poetry collection molds wit and wordplay, nonsense and oxymoron, and visual and verbal sleight-of-hand in masterful ways that make you look at the world in a whole new wonderfully upside-down way. This entirely unique collection offers a surprise around every corner, from the ongoing rivalry between the author and illustrator, to the mysteriously misnumbered pages that can only be deciphered by a certain code-cracking poem, to the rhyming fact-checker in the footnotes who points out when "poetic license" gets out of hand. Adding to the fun: Lane Smith, bestselling creator of beloved hits like It's a Book and The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales, has spectacularly illustrated this extraordinary collection with nearly one hundred pieces of appropriately absurd art. It's a mischievous match made in heaven!
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ashleyweer
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Pickpick

Great poems!

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kayleenschultz12
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kayleenschultz12

The Argument is about arguing with someone. The picture is neat because the words are in the 2 people‘s mouth.

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kayleenschultz12
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kayleenschultz12

How to Designate an Ungulate is about a camel and humps it has. It mainly a joke that would be fun for morning meeting.

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kayleenschultz12
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kayleenschultz12

The Hungry Giraffe is about how not to make fun of people no matter the difference.

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kayleenschultz12
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Pickpick

This book is filled with different poems that highlight nonsense words.

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amberpeltz
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amberpeltz

The Race:
I like this poem, but the end is a let down done in a comedic way. Your anticipation for a race gets very high only to be concluded with a tie.

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amberpeltz
Mehso-so

The Race:
This poem tells the story of two rocks waiting to race down a hill. The wait and wait and wait, but they never end up rolling. In the end, it‘s called a tie. The anticipation of a potential race keeps the reader intrigued until the end.

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rileydenney

“If you say no he‘ll say, “you twit, no means yes- then you‘ll get hit!”

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rileydenney

i like that each poem tells a story

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rileydenney
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Pickpick

This book has lots of short poems for younger kids that teach great life lessons such as “yes means yes” and “no means no.” Every line rhymes which makes the stories very catchy.

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WanderingBookaneer
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RaimeyGallant I know. 6y
Sace Yeah. What's up with that? 6y
Soubhiville Agreed! 6y
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Mdargusch Makes no sense. 🤷🏼‍♀️ 6y
melissanorr Every time I read/hear about ebook sales being down for traditional publishers, this is what I point out as being a huge part of the reason. 6y
JacqMac Yes! Just why? 6y
jillrhudy Try being a librarian and paying $100...per 20 checkouts. 6y
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Ireadkidlit
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#hellothursday @wanderinglynn
1) lions
2) gryphon
3) snakes—full blown case of ophidiophobia
4) otter
5) dolphin! 💕🐬

wanderinglynn Thanks for playing! 😀 6y
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QueenJen
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All the stars! 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
This book is so much fun! Bonus, I read a book of poetry this year. 😉🥃

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ReadingRover
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This pic got snapped in the midst of Chris Harris & I joking about the impromptu poem he wrote in my book. Chris:"What should I write?" ME:"Something good!" PERSON WITH HIM:"Write a poem!" LOL I thought Chris was gonna throw up! Laughing CHRIS: "Well no pressure there!" ME:"It'd better be good." It went on from there. We were both laughing like crazy as I walked away! He was really fun to talk to & wrote a pretty silly last minute rhyme for me.

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