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The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster | Bobby Henderson
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CAN I GET A RAMEN FROM THE CONGREGATION?! Behold the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), todays fastest growing carbohydrate-based religion. According to church founder Bobby Henderson, the universe and all life within it were created by a mystical and divine being: the Flying Spaghetti Monster. What drives the FSMs devout followers, a.k.a. Pastafarians? Some say its the assuring touch from the FSMs noodly appendage. Then there are those who love the worship service, which is conducted in pirate talk and attended by congregants in dashing buccaneer garb. Still others are drawn to the Churchs flimsy moral standards, religious holidays every Friday, or the fact that Pastafarian heaven is way cooler: Does your heaven have a Stripper Factory and a Beer Volcano? Intelligent Design has finally met its matchand it has nothing to do with apes or the Olive Garden of Eden. Within these pages, Bobby Henderson outlines the true facts dispelling such malicious myths as evolution (only a theory), science (only a lot of theories), and whether were really descended from apes (fact: Humans share 95 percent of their DNA with chimpanzees, but they share 99.9 percent with pirates!) See what impressively credentialed top scientists have to say: If Intelligent Design is taught in schools, equal time should be given to the FSM theory and the non-FSM theory. Professor Douglas Shaw, Ph.D. Do not be hypocritical. Allow equal time for other alternative theories like FSMism, which is by far the tastier choice. J. Simon, Ph.D. In my scientific opinion, when comparing the two theories, FSM theory seems to be more valid than classic ID theory. Afshin Beheshti, Ph.D. Read the book and decide for yourself! From the Trade Paperback edition.
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TieDyeDude
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Sorry books, but #Funko is going to be hogging my wallet this summer. Thank FSM for libraries!

Amanda23 Those are awesome!! 6y
Traci1 I feel like I should know who the bottom right one is, but I just see Wil Wheaton. Who is it? 6y
TieDyeDude @Traci1 Guillermo del Toro. He is part of the Shape of Water line, but Pan's Labyrinth was just announced 6y
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Traci1 @GoodForCirculation ah, ok well I don't feel so bad because I didn't know what he looked like. 😊 thanks. 6y
readinginthedark Gargoyles?! 😍😍😍 6y
hermyknee GARGOYLES?!!! I LOVED THAT SHOW WHEN I WAS A KID!!! I‘d still love it if I knew where I could watch it 😍 @readinginthedark RIGHT?! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 (edited) 6y
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razmanda
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Mine may not fly but I have complete faith in her ability to keep me smiling. And now, the real reason we're here: my #augustwrapup! Six books started, four finished. 5 female authors, 1 author of color, 1 nonfiction, 1 LGBTQI author.

Eyelit Cute kiddo! Nice stats 👏📚 8y
rachelm What a doll! Mines 15 months and a little spunk too :) 8y
razmanda @rachelm E's birthday is May 27th; when was your tot born? 8y
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LauraBeth Cutie 😀 8y
rachelm A's birthday is May 24! Small world! Go maybies! (Yours walking yet? Mine still is just taking single steps, silly babe.) 8y
razmanda @rachelm yeah, she's been walking about a month and a half now. She'd been cruising since the spring and then just decided one day that she knew how to walk and then she was GONE. 8y
rachelm 😅 such a cliche but they grow so fast 8y
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This book is rocking my world - I've been laughing for days. How have I not heard of it before??