
“I heard you pinch the other waiter's ass," said the bandit, bored. "It's not even that good an ass. Shouldn't you be more discriminating when you harass people?"
"That's so rude," said the waitress indignantly. "Ah Kheng, you don't listen to him! You have a very nice ass!" Ah Kheng had vanished, but his voice drifted out from the kitchen: "Please stop talking about my ass."
"Ah, sorry," said the bandit. He looked mildly embarrassed. ⤵️